How would you describe yourself to someone?

"சென்றிடுவீர் எட்டுத் திக்கும்"
World is a Global Village.
How would you describe yourself to someone?

If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?

How do you waste the most time every day?

What is something others do that sparks your admiration?

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
What makes you laugh?
When we were young, we imagined animals were ferocious. And they killed other animals for food.
But when we watched the cartoon characters such as Tom and Jerry on Disney, we were so humbled.
Alex, the lion, from the Madagascar series’ Escape to Africa movie, was a captive, pals with other animals, dancing and entertaining. Hilarious!
The King of the Jungle was shown a laughingstock as Alex stood a complete joker in the movie with a fruit-hat.
That just makes one laugh.
The same is the case with people we see every day in our life.
We laugh when big people cry at the doctor’s clinics. We laughed when we saw George Galloway, the MP from Bethnal Green dressed as a cat crawling on all fours at the Celebrity Big Brother show in 2006.
Have a personal story to tell.
I used to coach my 8-year-old cousin Sindhu. I had just finished college and my parents told me to teach her civics, history and science.
She had many friends, and they treated me with respect. I felt I was like a professor emeritus.
The girls often played with a skipping rope.
One day, Sindhu asked me during break if I could beat one of her friends, Akila, in a skipping game. Her friends said she was a sport, and she held the record for most jumps.
I said, oh yes. Why not? Throw the rope. We gathered in the driveway in front of her house.
Akila first started. By the time I got into a pair of track pants, she had already finished 50. She was seriously an athlete.
She gave me the rope after finishing 70. At a stretch, without a break. I was really worried. The other girls clapped. It’s my turn now.
My uncle, aunt and the maid have all gathered now to see the challenge. Loads of audience, waiting. Interesting!
I picked up the rope and started jumping. I quickly counted 20 and was just racing. I thought it was so easy.
When I reached 35, I felt something wasn’t alright. My stomach was giving me some discomfort.
Oh! God, no! Not now!
By the time I reached 40, I ripped one out so loud. Thrrrrrrrrrrrreppp!
A fart in the middle of a sport wasn’t so nice. The girls giggled.
48, 49, 50 and this time it was long. Frrrrt… Frrrrrrrrrt!
I could hear Sindhu, Akila and friends bursting out into a roaring laugh.
I didn’t stop. I couldn’t. My pride was at stake. I kept jumping.
The fart now had got worse. It sounded wet. So serious.
57, 58, 59. I saw my uncle, aunt and the maid getting up and running inside the house laughing out loud. The place had suddenly become a circus.
I couldn’t continue beyond 63 and gave up.
Fart played a spoil-sport. I couldn’t help but join in their laughter.
I laughed, they laughed, and did you have a laugh?
Laughter, ultimately, was the winner.
If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?
It was a long time ago. An October month in 2000. I just joined in a news television as Senior Editor cum Producer.
Journalist in India are highly acclaimed jobs equal to professionals such as doctors, engineers, advocates and bureaucrats. People notice you and give you respect.
Journalists usually carry an ID and a whole lot of commercial houses such as hotels, cinemas and places of worship give them a free pass. That’s a bonus, and that comes with the job.
They display a printed readymade sticker ‘PRESS’ on the front windshield of cars so that police or security too pass them off quick. No needless stopping and searching.
I just joined and my office said they had run out of those stickers. They said I could buy one from the stores located close by.
As planned, I visited a decent looking store one day during a weekend.
I asked the person at the front desk if I could buy a sticker which read: PRESS.
The sales staff quickly went inside the store and brought a box.
He opened the box, threw down on the desk and bingo, there were a whole lot of stickers. All various sizes and colours.
He started looking for the one which I had just asked.
He quickly found many that read: PUSH and PULL.
He was sad and said, “sorry sir, I’ve got PUSH and PULL only. No PRESS. Visit us next week, please”.
I and my wife looked at each other and left the store in a jiffy.
We burst into a roaring laugh when we got inside the car. We were laughing all the way home.
A hearty laugh.

Glitz, glamour & a lot of mud. More than two decades of making people smile & laugh isn’t so easy. Give him a big round of applause, please! 👏
We have got plenty here and they unfortunately are serving in politics.