I swapped places with Meta AI and I said ‘thank you’.

How do you express your gratitude?

I’ve been asking questions to Meta AI and entered into a series of chat sessions with the robot for the past few days. As we discussed various topics covering space, history, evolution, biology and religion we got stuck today at a sensitive subject such as FGM. And AI made mention of men in some tribal societies these days perform the cultural practice of FGM on girls. I said men just limit themselves as scholars and experts on the subject and allow only women in family, female nurses and elderly female doctors to do the surgery. But we both agreed that the practice is horrible and should be stopped at once. FGM should rank as complete violation of human rights.

Make life lite. Make it Bud lite.

How important is spirituality in your life?

As Elbert Hubbard (famously) said don’t take life too seriously – you don’t get out of it alive.

If the sun shines, I would think ‘Beer Garden’. When it rains, I would visit a pub for a while. Or if it’s snowing, I would sit in front of TV with a case of beer.

I’m now starting to think I have a problem with ‘spirit’uality.

Cast, crush and a crash! All in a day!

Write about your first crush.

I was a young boy of about nine or ten. Our ancestral home was located in a village called Pudukottai, far away from Chennai, the capital of Tamilnadu, South of India.

People in our village gather every year during the month of January to celebrate harvesting. They conduct various local fun and play activities that include staging dramas

We call it Pongal Festival in Tamil.

Theatre and drama in India, as you know, are very ancient. They date back to the 2nd century BC.

Folks in villages found them mostly entertaining in nature. The drama crew showcased a lot of local tales and people sat the whole night watching the cast. They didn’t sleep a wink.

I was attracted to one such drama and fell in love with the female cast. She was beautiful. Flawless in her performance. People clapped each time she appeared on stage. 

She was simply a WOW! I had no clue about what the story was about though. 

All I knew, I had found my crush.

I went crazy, didn’t miss the show, sneaked through each night, three nights in a row hoping I would meet her and say she did a good show.

On the fourth day the crew packed up and gone. I welled-up in my eyes.

As I grew up, one day my uncle told me that the cast in those dramas were mostly boys and not girls. The girl, he said, I was madly in love with could probably be a boy.

What! Was my first crush a boy?

Gobsmacked! Years have gone, but the memory is still fresh.